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The Hostile Hospital
  • Product ID: 9781405253833
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The Hostile Hospital

$6.00
Author: Lemony Snicket

Format: Paperback / softback

Number of Pages: 272


There is nothing to be found in the pages of A Series of Unfortunate Events but misery and despair. You still have time to choose another international best-seller to read. But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on . . . There are many pleasant things to read about, but The Hostile Hospital contains none of them. Within its pages are such burdensome details as a suspicious shopkeeper, unnecessary surgery, heartshaped balloons, and some very starling news about a fire. Clearly you do not want to read about such things. With 5 million copies sold in the UK alone, one might consider Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events to make him one of the most successful children's authors of the past decade. We, however, consider these miserable so-called adventure stories and the Hollywood film starring Jim Carrey that accompanied the books for children as nothing more than a dreadful mistake.
  • Author: Lemony Snicket

  • Format: Paperback / softback
  • Tags: Paperback / softback, unfortunateevents
  • Barcode: 9781405253833
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