Author(s): Keith Lemon
Humour | No Category
As you can tell, I'm a good looking guy and quite a hit with the ladies...some proper bang tidy lasses too. I've been honing my game for a few years now and now, I reveal all. In my book, I reveal the 69 rules of being a succ-sex. Clever, right? So why not slip into something a little more comfortable, take my hand and I'll guide you through the rules of attraction, chat-up lines, first dates and relationships Lemon-style. With rules for men and women, no-one should be without it. Especially not the flarey-nostrelled bird from Celebrity Juice. She needs all the help she can get. Lemonise your life. It's as simple as that...shaaaa-ting!
Fancy a slice of lemon with that, love?
Keith Lemon was businessman of the year 1993, now a national treasure often mistaken for celebrity hairdresser Nicky Clarke or Owen Wilson with a better shaped nose starring in such shows as Bo Selecta! A Bears Tail, Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour, Celebrity Juice, ITV's Sing If You Can and as an Agony Uncle on This Morning. Above all else, Keith Lemon is a professional lady magnet. Ooooosh!