The Girl Who Couldn't Stop Arguing
Author: Melissa Kite
Format: Paperback
Number of Pages: 432
Madison Flight refuses to be born for five days. She comes out eventually kicking, screaming, and scarred for life by forceps but it isn t long before her mother, Cynthia, realises the terrible truth: she has given birth to the world s first arguing baby. Cyntha s husband Mitchell soon takes off in terror, leaving her to raise their quarrelsome rugrat with only the help of the next door neighbour Shirley a sadistic retired nurse who detests children. Madison s young life is full of proud milestones: at the age of one she breaks the world record for the number of times anyone has said the word no during a two week Spanish package holiday - 4,477 times and she gets better with practice. Lots of practice. This is the story of a girl who wanted to be right rather than happy. This is the story of the girl who couldn t stop arguing.
Format: Paperback
Number of Pages: 432
Madison Flight refuses to be born for five days. She comes out eventually kicking, screaming, and scarred for life by forceps but it isn t long before her mother, Cynthia, realises the terrible truth: she has given birth to the world s first arguing baby. Cyntha s husband Mitchell soon takes off in terror, leaving her to raise their quarrelsome rugrat with only the help of the next door neighbour Shirley a sadistic retired nurse who detests children. Madison s young life is full of proud milestones: at the age of one she breaks the world record for the number of times anyone has said the word no during a two week Spanish package holiday - 4,477 times and she gets better with practice. Lots of practice. This is the story of a girl who wanted to be right rather than happy. This is the story of the girl who couldn t stop arguing.
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Author: Melissa Kite
Format: Paperback
Number of Pages: 432
Madison Flight refuses to be born for five days. She comes out eventually kicking, screaming, and scarred for life by forceps but it isn t long before her mother, Cynthia, realises the terrible truth: she has given birth to the world s first arguing baby. Cyntha s husband Mitchell soon takes off in terror, leaving her to raise their quarrelsome rugrat with only the help of the next door neighbour Shirley a sadistic retired nurse who detests children. Madison s young life is full of proud milestones: at the age of one she breaks the world record for the number of times anyone has said the word no during a two week Spanish package holiday - 4,477 times and she gets better with practice. Lots of practice. This is the story of a girl who wanted to be right rather than happy. This is the story of the girl who couldn t stop arguing.
Format: Paperback
Number of Pages: 432
Madison Flight refuses to be born for five days. She comes out eventually kicking, screaming, and scarred for life by forceps but it isn t long before her mother, Cynthia, realises the terrible truth: she has given birth to the world s first arguing baby. Cyntha s husband Mitchell soon takes off in terror, leaving her to raise their quarrelsome rugrat with only the help of the next door neighbour Shirley a sadistic retired nurse who detests children. Madison s young life is full of proud milestones: at the age of one she breaks the world record for the number of times anyone has said the word no during a two week Spanish package holiday - 4,477 times and she gets better with practice. Lots of practice. This is the story of a girl who wanted to be right rather than happy. This is the story of the girl who couldn t stop arguing.
The Girl Who Couldn't Stop Arguing